#then by the time they're older it's just like ''.................my abomination is better than your abomination'' ''oh come the fuck ON–''

[morhido]

Hm?

....oh darius soo taught him that trick.

[quitealotofsodapop]

I'vs seen alot of headcanons that wukong and nezha act like father and son and always come at ffm to spend time with the shadowpeach kid's.

Now wander what the wukongvers and nezhavers react to it.

Plus the nezhavers being confuse to lmk!nezha being adopted by shadowpeach

hahaha especially since in Monkey King and the Infant; Nezha pretty much moves in with Shadowpeach after getting kicked out of Heaven.

LMK!SWK and Nezha I feel have a relationship similar to brothers, where the lazy older one had to take responsibility for the proactive younger one. A Sans and Papyrus-esque sibling relationship if you will. Also if anything happened to Nezha, the perpetrator would have a bad time.

Imagine all the different Nezha's sitting around, LMK and Yunxiang trying their best to keep the fire gremlins occupied. Then LMK!SWK pokes his head in like;

LMK!SWK, holding one of the Eclipse Twins: "Hey Nez, Mac asks if you could do the dishes in the sink before we start dinner. We're juggling nap duty rn." LMK!Nezha: *annoyed teenager sigh* "Ugh, fine. I'll do it when I get up for the next round of tea." LMK!SWK: "Thanks, kiddo." *leaves* Other Nezha's: ( °□°) (✿〇∀〇) (⊙︿⊙ ✿) LMK!Nezha: "...ok I know it looks bad." 2019!Nezha: "Why is the Monkey King your dad!? LMK!Nezha: "HE'S NOT MY DAD! I JUST LIVE WITH HIM AND BA-" *shuts up suddenly* 0_0 Other Nezhas: (｢ ⊙Д⊙)- Yunxiang: "Come on Big Nez. What were you gonna call the Six Eared Macaque?" LMK!Nezha, hiding face: "...bama." Other Nezhas: *loud Ooos! and mocking little-sibling-like laughter* 2000sCartoon!Nezha: "I knew it!" LMK!Nezha: "They're doing better than my bio dad ok!?" 1979!Nezha: "Oh no doubt about it. These dads aren't even threatening to kill you for being an abomination to nature." LegendsOf!Nezha: "To be fair, the Monkeys themeselves are abominations." Yunxiang, laughing: "Don't speak about your future adoptive-fathers like that!" XD

Eventually, Mac gets annoyed by all the ruckus and tells all the Nezha's to do the dishes or else he's sending them back home early.

[mlobsters]

supernatural s6e10 caged heat (teleplay: brett matthews, story: brett matthews and jenny klein)

crowley must have more screentime than cas at this point. it's a funny thing, having this vague idea of a character gleaned indirectly from fandom. definitely gave me the idea he was actually in the show more. i know i have more seasons ahead than behind me still but. just a funny thing

CROWLEY Sorry. But your exceptional good looks aren’t gonna buy you any mercy. I suggest you talk. What should we use next? Speculum? Or something more exotic?

know that i really do not like torture in shows (got big mad at s4e16 with the forcing dean to torture alastair) or sexual violence, but combined with torture here. ugh.* and threatening babies, i mean it's like a greatest hits of all the things i hate!

*i do not want to extrapolate this to anyone else who spent time in hell.

DEAN I mean, the only thing that’s really changed, is now I need a daily rape shower.

big sigh. and this theme just keeps going with meg showing up, of course.

how does this dilapidated falling apart house they're squatting in have power

*trying to scrape the braincells together to remember how they left things with not-so-bad-grandpa skinner* his motivation being crowley bringing back mary, really?

CASTIEL If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she’s done something wrong.

DEAN You’re watching porn? Why?

CASTIEL It was there.

good answer, cas

DEAN You don’t watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don’t talk about it. Just turn it off. [to Sam when Cas looks down at his lap] Well, now he’s got a boner.

<insert blinking dude gif>

SAMUEL This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?

CASTIEL We’re not supposed to talk about it.

see, in my little vague mental map of cas, i wasn't expecting him to be funny.

CASTIEL Why are we working with these abominations?

MEG Keep talking dirty. Makes my meatsuit all dewy.

writers, please.

so i knew there was some issues with sam not wanting his soul back, but i did not know the context of him overhearing dean and cas talking about how it would likely go wrong and cause sam massive pain and suffering.

and don't we all love when our loved ones go behind our back to talk about medical decisions for us. they better talk to sam about this, and soon.

...ok. obviously she was getting his weapon but even if he wanted to try out his newly acquired pizza man skills, doing it with "an abomination"?

DEAN Oh, I understand… that you’re a liar. You talk about putting blood first, which is funny ’cause you sound just like my dad. The difference is, he actually did.

SAMUEL I am putting blood first.

DEAN Oh, gimme a break!

SAMUEL Mary’s my blood! My daughter! Don’t come at me like I sold you out, Dean. You sold out your own mother. It was her or Sam, and you chose Sam, plain and simple.

DEAN Oh, that is such crap! You wanna know what really happened? You chose a demon over your own grandsons!

SAMUEL See it how you want. I don’t even know what Sam is. And you want me to protect him? And you? You’re a stranger. No, really, tell me: what exactly are you supposed to be to me?

DEAN I’ll tell you who I am. I’m the guy you never wanna see again. ’Cause I’ll make it out of here, trust me. And the next time you see me, I’ll be there to kill you.

(grasping at straws that it's some long con)

well that was awful. i'm not quite following the leap to full blown murdering grandpa, but ok. i also am not really vibing with this source of conflict, it feels really manufactured.

ugh. what the fuck is this. no, thank you. she's gorgeous but it's fucking bad enough we're doing torture again but let her KEEP HER FUCKING CLOTHES ON

the bone burning thing was... quick. his little face is in the group shot on netflix where they're all definitely older haha so obviously that wasn't that.

also wanna hear something silly, for the longest time i thought that picture was sam, dean, cas and DAD hah! i'm like, jdm has changed a lot but eh whatever, this is how many years later

DEAN You don’t even know what you’re saying.

SAM No, I’m saying something you don’t like. You obviously care, a lot. But I think maybe I’m better off without it.

DEAN You’re wrong. You don’t know how wrong you are.

SAM I’m not sure about that.

oh the wrong vs. saying something you don't like. so very salient, perennially

oh and since i made the comment about cas, crowley and screentime,

CROWLEY Castiel, haven’t seen you all season. You the cavalry now?

😐

since questioning sam wanting it came up like, 3 times this episode, i'm guessing getting his soul back is imminent. i'm sure that's gonna be another mess of consent. or lack thereof.

[thrashedmetal]

9 most listened to albums of 2019

Tagged by @birchmen 🤙💪

I didn't listen to as much music as I did last year (almost 90k minutes on Spotify tho 🥴), but this year I felt like I really improved on listening to new artists and expanding on what I listen to. These are all pretty much in order~

1. Sanguisugabogg - Pornographic Seizures

Though this album isn't as technical as some of the other recent death metal releases, it by far is the beefiest and heaviest DM album that I've listened to in recent years and they even manage to lock in that sound when performing live. I would be perfectly okay with someone breaking my jaw to their music.

Favourite song: Perverse/Deranged

2. Demilich - Nespithe

This is my emotional support death metal album. The dude straight up sounds like he's burping into the mic or like the Oracle from Jak and Daxter but I absolutely eat this album up. Technically speaking I think it's incredibly impressive, it doesn't bore me and It still feels fresh every time I listen to it.

Favourite song: The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions

3. Hannah Cohen - Welcome Home

One of my friends either posted a video or sent me something with one of her songs playing in the background and my ears immediately picked it up and had to ask who it was, since then I've listened to this album at least once a day. At the most, I mean I'll play it whenever I get the chance. I'm trying to teach myself how to sing and this album has played a big part in it.

Favourite song: Dissolving

4. Jean Mors - S/T

If you like chillwave/vaperwave this artist is a must listen to. I love those genres but to me a lot of those artists are all doing the same thing (especially if they're producers and not an actual band or jazz musicians) and it can be very repetitive and boring. I don't get that vibe from this album, every note sticks out to me and I love settling down at night and putting on their short but sweet discography. Shout out to their song Homophobic Schizo that is an absolute slapper despite the interesting title.

Favourite song: Air

5. Pissgrave - Posthumous Humiliation

I discovered this band earlier this year and it pretty much catapulted me into a whole new world of death metal that I had yet to explore. It is the most disgusting, filthy, and terrifying death metal album that came out all year and boy what I would do to get my hands on some of their merch and go to one of their shows.

Favourite Song: Euthanasia

6. Morbid Angel - Blessed Are The Sick

When it comes to old school death metal, morbid angel is a must. Even though some of their songs fell short/wasn't up to par in my opinion their discography is better than most bands in the same genre. Honestly, I listened to their music so much this year I had a hard time picking an album.

Favourite Song: invocation of the continual one Abominations

7. Portrayal of Guilt - Let Pain Be Your Guide

This band may play with a lot of hardcore bands, but they're better than every single on of them. The aggression, speed, and heaviness all shine through on this album and always left me thinking "I wish this song had been longer"

Favourite song: Among Friends

8. Boy Harsher - Yr Body Is Nothing

I explored a lot of darkwave/dance music this year but Boy Harsher stuck out the most to me. Pain was the first song I had heard by them and I got so sucked into their sound that I spent 80 hours (according to Spotify) with their discography. Their music makes me wants to dance, and not just in my apartment like I want to go out to the club and let it consume me, as dumb as that might sound.

Favourite Song: Yr Body Is Nothing

9. Grails - Chalice Hymnal

This is another one that a friend had recommended to me, and I'm glad they did. I barely explored post-rock (or the like) before listening to this album and as a musician it has been very inspirational on the work I do. Also, their older music is much more stripped down and I recommend listening to it.

Favourite Song: Chalice Hymnal

Honorable mentions include Blood Incantation, Men I Trust, Homeshake, The Smiths, and Death.

Tagging @frogpurpose , @coollangdon , and @cryptic-rot if y'all want to do it and anyone else who thinks "oh that looks fun". Thanks for letting me talk about the music that makes me a little less sad 🥰

[dukereviewsmovies]

Duke Reviews: Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer

Hi Everyone, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where We Are Continuing Duke's Yultide Reviews...

Well, With Christmas Movies Behind Us For The Year, It's Time To Move Into Christmas Specials And What Better Way To Start Then To Look At The Original Christmas Special, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer...

Now, Unlike Some Of The Movies I Went Over In November, I Feel That I Really Don't Have To Go Over The Plot Of This Special As Everyone Knows It By Now And Anyone Who Doesn't Probably Lives Under A Rock...

So, Without Further Ado, This Is Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer...

The Special Starts With Newspaper Pages And Snowflakes Before We're Introduced To Our Narrator, Sam The Snowman, Played By Burl Ives...

Who Talks With Us About Christmas Town...

No, It's Not That Christmas Town...

But The Christmas Town That Sam Is Talking About Is At The North Pole Where The #1 Citizens Are The Clauses Who Live On The First Castle On The Left, Matter Of Fact The Only Castle On The Left..,

Cutting To Inside The Castle We See Mrs Claus Telling Santa To Eat Up As The Kids Expect A Fat Santa For Christmas Eve....

Some People Might See This As Skinny Shaming But Me I See This As Sending A Good Message Saying That Says After The Holidays, Santa Loses Weight In An Effort To Not Get Diabetes...

Telling Us About How Much He Loves Christmas, Sam Tells Us About The Year Of The Big Snowstorm And How They Couldn't Have Done It Without Rudolph, Which Leads Sam To Tell Us Our Story But Not Before Giving Us An Intro And A Title Card...

Starting A Few Years Before The Big Snowstorm, In Spring No Less, We See The Donners Give Birth To A Little Buck Named Rudolph Who Is Born With A Red Glowing Nose...

However, In The Movie Rudolph And Frosty's Christmas In July, It Was Revealed That Rudolph Wasn't Born With The Nose But Was Given It By The Spirit Of The North Pole Known As Lady Boreal In An Effort To Protect Santa From The Evil Wizard Winterbolt Who Had Just Woken Up When Lady Boreal's Powers Started To Wane And Weaken After Being In Her Human Form For Too Long...

But Getting Back To Our Story, Santa Arrives To Meet Rudolph Only To Discover His Powers For Himself...

Coming Up With An Idea To Hide Rudolph's Nose, Donner Teaches Rudolph How To Be A Reindeer, While Teaching His Son To Beware Of The Abominable Snowmonster Of The North Who's Mean, Nasty And Doesn't Like Christmas..

But Aside From The Abominable, We Cut To Santa's Workshop Where We Meet Hermey, Who's An Elf Who Wants To Be A Dentist Which Catches The Ire Of The Foreman...

(Start At 1:42, End At 1:56)

Growing Up Over The Years, Rudolph Has Gotten Tired Of Hiding His Nose As The Mud His Parents Place On It Isn't Very Comfortable, But Donner Believes That Self Respect Is More Important Than Comfort...

I Would Play The Other Part Of The Song But I Couldn't Find It On YouTube, Sorry...

With Christmas Coming And Going As Always, Soon It Is April Which Is When All The Fawns Come Out To Be Inspected By Santa And When The Elf Choir Practices In Front Of Santa...

Whoa!, Whoa!, Whoa!, What Happened To The Elf Foreman?

His Voice Just Went From Gruff To Squeaky In 10 Seconds, Why?, Was The Actor Unavailable? Did They Have Another Actor Originally Do The Voice? Somebody Give Me Answers!

(Start At 0:14, End At 1:49)

With Santa Leaving, The Foreman (Whose Voice Is Gruff Again) Tells Them That The Performance Was Terrible As The Tenor Section Was Weak...

I Don't Know, Foreman Defiantly Sounded Good To Me...

But One Of The Elves Tell The Foreman That Hermey Didn't Show Up...

Working On Dolls Teeth, The Foreman Marches In To Tell Hermey That Despite Trying To Find A Way To Fit In He'll Never Fit In And To Come To Elf Practice Before Slamming The Door Shut...

Believing The Foreman To Be Right, Hermey Runs Away...

Back At The Reindeer Fields, Rudolph Makes A Friend Named Fireball, Who Introduces Rudolph To A Doe Named Clarice...

Walking Over To Her As The Coach Comet, Won't Get To Rudolph And Fireball For A While, Rudolph Talks With Clarice...

(Imitating Hannibal Lecter) Hello, Clarice...

Asking Her To Walk Home With Him, Clarice Tells Rudolph Yes, As She Tells Him That She Thinks That He's Cute...

Leaping Into The Sky 2 Times, Rudolph Butts Heads With Fireball Which Causes Rudolph's Nose To Fall Off...

With His Secret Revealed, The Reindeer Not Only Make Fun Of Rudolph But Santa Gets Mad At Donner As Comet Tells Everyone To Not Let Rudolph Join In Any Reindeer Games...

Followed By Clarice As Rudolph Promised To Take Her Home, She Doesn't Care What Everyone Else Thinks And Says That His Nose Is Better Than That False One He Was Wearing...

(Start At 0:19, End At 2:14)

But When Clarice's Father, ? Enters To Tell Rudolph To Stay Away From Her, Rudolph Finds Himself All Alone Again, That Is Until He Runs Into Hermey Who Tells Rudolph That He Doesn't Need Anyone Because He's Independent Which Leads Rudolph To Declare The Same...

Okay, I Realize Rudolph Is Not A Girl But Since He's Voiced By One I'm Playing This...

Originally This Wasn't The Song For This Scene, Originally It Was This...

Walking For A While, Rudolph And Hermey Hear The Roar Of The Abominable Snowmonster Which Causes Hermey To Have Rudolph Douse His Nose For Now...

Continually Walking Till Morning,They End Up Meeting Yukon Cornelius, Who Is Searching These Areas For Silver And Gold Which Leads Us To Our Next Song...

(Start At 0:08)

With The Abominable Catching Up With Our 3 Friends, Yukon Creates An Iceberg So They Can Get Away From The Abominable But With No Land In Sight Our Friends Have No Idea Where They're Headed...

Eventually Hitting Land, Yukon, Hermey And Rudolph Find Themselves On An Island With Flying Lions And Talking Jack In The Boxes...

Correction Charlie In The Boxes...

(Start At 0:40)

With Rudolph Asking If They Can Stay On The Island With Them, Charlie Takes Them To King Moonracer (Who Is The Flying Lion In Question) Who Unfortunately Tells Them No But Asks Them That Once They Return To Christmas Town To Tell Santa About Their Island Which Rudolph Promises He Will...

For This, King Moonracer Allows Them To Spend The Night...

Oh, How Generous...

With His Friends Deciding To Return To Christmas Town, Rudolph Decides To Strike Out On His Own To Save His Friends From The Abominable Snowmonster...

But As The Years Pass, Rudolph Grows Older And Realizes That You Can't Run Away From Your Troubles Which Leads Him To Decide To Head Home...

But In Returning Home, He Discovers An Empty Cave Which Leads Santa To Point Out That Them And Clarice Have Been Gone For Months Out Looking For Him...

But While Going Out To Find His Parents The Storm Of The Century Hits...

But Again, In Rudolph And Frosty's Christmas In July, It Was Revealed That The Storm Was Created By Winterbolt In An Attempt To Get Rid Of Santa Forever As There Could Only Be One King Of The North....

Searching For His Parents, Rudolph Realized That They Could Only Be One Place, The Cave Of The Abominable Snowmonster...

Oops, Wrong Cave And Wrong Abominable Snowman...

Anyway, Entering The Cave, Rudolph Attacks The Snowmonster Only To Get Whapped By A Piece Of The Cave...

Well, Not Exactly As Hermey And Yukon Cornelius Arrive To Rescue Their Friend And His Family With Hermey Distracting The Abominable While Yukon Drops A Big Rock On Him...

Getting Rudolph And His Family Out, They Find Themselves Confronted By The Bumble Again Only To Discover That Hermey Took Out All Of His Teeth...

Pushing The Bumble Back With His Dogs, Yukon Goes Over The Edge Of A Cliff Along With His Dogs And The Bumble...

And This Is Supposed To Be A Kids Special!

With Everyone Going Back To Christmas Town, Santa Apologizes To Rudolph And Tells Him That He'll Find Homes For All Of The Misfit Toys On The Island Of Misfit Toys While The Foreman Apologizes To Hermey Telling Him That He Can Open Up A Office Next Week After Christmas...

Hearing A Knock On The Door, We Discover That Yukon Survived...

And So Did The Bumble Who Only Did What He Did Because He Wanted A Job...

Wow, I Didn't Know Unemployment Was A Problem At The North Pole...

Asking How They Survived, Yukon Kind Of Gives A Dumb Yet Funny Answer...

While Everyone Gets Ready For Christmas, Santa Gets News From His Eye In The Sky Weather Reporter, Who Tells Him That The Storm Won't Let Up And Christmas Will Have To Be Cancelled, But As Rudolph's Light Shines Santa Decides That Rudolph Is Their Answer...

With Rudolph On-Board For Helping Santa, We Get Our Next Song...

(Start At 0:11)

With Santa Fattened Up And The Sleigh Filled They Take Off With An Up Up And Away...

Okay, Is Santa Superman?

Meanwhile On The Island Of Misfit Toys, Charlie, The Spotted Elephant And The Doll Have All But Given Up This Year But When They See Rudolph's Nose, Everyone Gathers Up So They Can Board The Sleigh...

(End At 1:46)

Fun Fact: When I Was A Kid, I Had A Hard Time With VHS Remotes And Accidentally Taped Over A Little Bit Of The Ending With The End Credits Of A Care Bears Nutcracker And My Mom Still Bugs Me About It To This Day...

But That's Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer And It's A Good Special...

Sure, It Has A Few Things That Show What Time It Came From But It's Still A Good Christmas Special, I Love The Characters, I Love The Story, The Sets Are Well Made And I Just Say See It...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...

[tk-duveraun]

for the "ask me anything" meme thingy: list your top five favorite characters from dragon age and why they're awesome, and bottom five times those exact same characters fucked up all the shit

1. Anders (particularly in Awakening). He runs his mouth at a mile a minute and is clearly “dealing” with his trauma through humor. Also he loves cats!

2. Varric. My unreliable narrator son. He’s sweet and ride-or-die and has similar older brother issues that I do.

3. Iron Bull. He has the best line in the game (”Nothing personal, bas.”) He is very sex-positive while also advocating for safe-sane-consensual. And he’s disabled like me.

4. Dorian. I have a soft spot for poncy, foppish aristocracy that is secretly, or not so secretly, Extremely Competent (tm).

5. Carver. He may just be the best written sibling relationship in any media property ever.

Thanks for asking! This was heckin’ fun! The bad things below the read more because they’re a little negative/critical

Anders:

Taking in Justice

Not discussing the Boom with Hawke

Not decking the replacement who said he couldn’t have a cat

Being Too Catty With Fenris (in general; in this house we don’t acknowledge his approval gain from giving Fenris back to Danarius)

Believing that just because HE’s never heard of a way to un-abomination yourself that there’s no way.

Varric:

Bianca

Loving Bartrand too much to lay down the law and make him listen

Bianca

Not reigning Hawke in sometimes.

Bianca

Iron Bull:

None. He’s a perfect cinnamon roll.

Not figuring out Solas was hella old

Not realizing Demands of the Qun was a loyalty test for him above everything else (I have a long post about this elsewhere)

Not insisting Dalish use the nickname “Archer”

“Nothing personal, bas.”

Dorian: 

C I N N A M O N R O L L 

Netting more approval if you DON’T warn him about meeting his father (you get more in total if you don’t tell him but apologize after)

Time Magic. Come on my dude. You’re more genre savvy than this, you big nerd.

Being hella insensitive in the False Future about “None of this is real.”

His Very Insensitive and Ignorant comments about elves (though he gets better)

Carver:

He’s identical to my brother-in-law and now I can’t read any fic with him.

I know you had your reasons, but Templar Order is a Bad Idea

Aveline was right, you were too immature for the guard

He wasn’t the Warden Contact

Being near-impossible to not rival.